Googleism 就是『google宗教』

Googleism 就是『google宗教』，說成白話就是『信谷歌，得XX』。

不僅如此，這個宗教的人，還有一個自己專屬網絡教堂(google 的東東當然都是在網上啦)：the church of google。

他們相信，Google 在他們的信仰裡，就是一個神，並且比那些傳統的天神更具有靈性。並且Googleism 反對傳統意義上的天神，因為那些都是無法通過科學證明的。

Googleists(就是這個宗教的人)還拿出了9個證據來證明Google 真的就是萬能的神。

1.Google 是一個實體
是可以得到科學證明的。是有收錄著N億網頁的一個龐大的搜索引擎數據庫。

2.Google 無處不在
在世界上每一個可以上網的地方，人們都能看到它。

3.Google 可以祈禱
如果人們又什麼問題，都可以通過祈禱Google 得到答案。

4.Google 是不朽的
Google 雖然有實體，但卻不是『一個』，我的意思是他不是像傳統天神一樣，幹掉他就天下太平了。而Google 分佈在世界各地的服務器中，損壞其中一個，他都能在其他地方重生。

5.Google 是無限的
互聯網在不斷壯大，Google 也會。

6.Google 能記住所有的事情
呃，也就是抓取所有的網頁，並可全部保存在緩存中(網頁快照)，即便是你已經刪除。

7.Google 不作惡
這不是一個純潔天神最該擁有的素質嗎？

8.根據Google Trend
搜索Google 的比God、Jesus 多多了

9.Google 存在的證據非常多。
這說明Google 比那些傳統天神更願意關注人類。

PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).

» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.

教堂地址
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html